Gerald loves, loves, loves Coraline. Read his entire review right here.
Coraline is a wondrous and exciting children’s tale shown in 3D. Wondrous is only to be expected from the combination of film director Harry Selick (of The Nightmare Before Christmas) with Neil Gaiman’s book by the same title.
The Robot reviews the terrible movie “Doomsday” which was recently released on Blu-Ray
I will admit that during my exploration of the human animal, I have found myself on rare occasions feeling regret at the demise of what more liberal minded robots call the “Creator Species.” Then I process a “film” the likes of Doomsday and [...]
Directed by: Mark Mahon
Running time: 98 minutes
Release date: 2007 (Ireland), NYIIFVF Premiere September 21, 2008 (USA)
Genre: Drama, Foreign and Action
The tagline on this tough yet tender Irish movie is “the battle of good versus evil.” This is a story of a single father, who once was a professional boxer. He decides to break his dying [...]
Directed by: Stuart Townsend
Running time: 1 hr. 39 mins.
Release date: September 19, 2008 (limited)
Genre: Drama and Politics, Action/Adventure and Religion
Distributor: Redwood Palms Pictures & THINKFilm
MPAA Rating: R
From November 29 to December 3, 1999, civil disorder plagued Seattle, Washington as the World Trade Organization (WTO) held its conference. WTO protesters campaigned for causes ranging from environmental [...]
If Guy Ritchie and Woody Allen had an illegitimate love movie, it would be In Bruges. Part Cockney gangster shoot-‘em-up, part banter-driven stage comedy, In Bruges (pronounced “Broozh”) is a near excellent film that manages to (mostly) even pull off the Herculean task of keeping the audience seeing past Colin Farrell’s meticulously detailed Maxim-magazine-makeover-for-men look [...]
New on Blu-Ray is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV Show.
I have often been rather annoyed with human entertainment. If you have processed other reviews and commentaries I have written then you know that I am perplexed by human entertainment. However, on rare occasion I find myself more puzzled or “stumped” than usual. Take for [...]
Rosie’s review on Transformers The Movie is truly classic
Wow. That … was … awesome! I actually think I may still be a little bit in shock, but I’m just too giddy to rest. I mean, obviously it sucked, but it sucked so absolutely perfectly that it was breathtaking. Honestly, I never thought I’d live to [...]
Stephanie’s writes about Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 in her new review:
With the new Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the girls are in college and each of them looking to find their own way. Sounds clichéd, doesn’t it? That’s because it is. Clichéd plotlines make it hard to connect with the girls the second [...]
Rosie reviews Vantage Point, he doesn’t actually talk too much about the plot, but the review is very, very funny.
When the president is shot in front of a crowd of hundreds and on live TV, it is up to a small group of key witnesses to piece together their unique perspectives on the events leading [...]
Gerald evaluates “Traitor” which is being released tomorrow in theatres…
Traitor, is an excellent contemporary espionage drama. The story about bombings and terrorism could be ripped from the front pages of newspapers worldwide. Overall , the film has a solid impact via its focus on human values and CGI. Additionally, the film’s total absence of “spy [...]
